I created the Stories to Tell Collection to showcase my sarcasm, cynicism, and twisted take on the world. I'm inspired by the likes of Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams. Several curious people asked me how or where the ideas came from. Thankfully, there’s no clear answer. When the trousers, mind, or weather conditions suit, the computer opens, a page appears, and it starts to flow. Wondrously absurd Australian satire where weird, odd, and strange things abound.